1 drink
Anytime she refers to Alaska.
Anytime she says the word “Maverick”.
Anytime she talks about energy policy.
“Drill Baby, Drill”… Drink baby, drink.

2 drinks
Anytime she says the word “Mavericks” when referring to herself and John McCain.

3 drinks
Anytime she responds to a question but completely sidesteps answering it.

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Anytime she suggests she has foreign policy experience simply due to Alaska’s geographic proximity to Russia and Canada.
Finish your drink. Get another. Finish it too. Repeat until blotto and maybe she’ll start making sense.