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		<title>Now where&#8217;d I leave that darn remote?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Daughter (in gruff voice): I&#8217;m a remote control!
Me, puzzled: oooooookkkk&#8230;
Daughter (same gruff voice): and I&#8217;m grumpy!  I&#8217;m a grumpy remote control!
Me, scratching head: oooooookkkk&#8230;
Daughter (gruffer still): and you can&#8217;t cross my bridge!!
Me: oooo -oh wait!  hahaha you mean you&#8217;re a grumpy *troll*!!  hahahaha
Daughter: yeah!  And you can&#8217;t go *under* my bridge [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogs.ca-rosemans.com/jeff/?p=95</link>
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		<title>Eyes front!  Don&#8217;t you DARE look out that window!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The TSA &#8211; those wonderful people who only seem to produce narrow-visioned responses to terrorist threats &#8211; bring us yet another set of rules to fly by.  This time their sole focus is on preventing bombings during approach and/or landing.  Don&#8217;t you just love how they only seek to prevent the exact thing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogs.ca-rosemans.com/jeff/?p=91</link>
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		<title>Here we go again</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some of you may remember when Vista came out I felt compelled to add my 2 cents regarding a review I&#8217;d read touting how terrific Vista was going to be (Feb. 5, 2007).  Well here comes Windows 7 (can Microsoft PLEASE settle on a versioning scheme?  Do we need to go from straight [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogs.ca-rosemans.com/jeff/?p=90</link>
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		<title>Typical</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just like a girl.  I tell my 3-year-old daughter to grab a toy to keep herself entertained at the store we&#8217;re going to.  As we&#8217;re putting on our shoes she comes racing back from the playroom with her makeup compact.
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		<link>http://blogs.ca-rosemans.com/jeff/?p=89</link>
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		<title>Geriatric Flash Mob</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently around 10 or 10:30am there was a call put out for all seniors to get in their cars and head for the highways.  I ran an errand this morning and on the way home got stuck repeatedly behind some bad driver doing anywhere from 5-15mph under the speed limit.  While 5mph might [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogs.ca-rosemans.com/jeff/?p=88</link>
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		<title>Yellow journalism is not dead</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Below are 2 paragraphs taken straight from the Wall Street Journal&#8217;s opinion pages.  What bothers me most is not the politics of the matter.  I&#8217;m more than willing to leave them completely out of the rant.  But what I&#8217;ve noticed as I&#8217;ve matured (and hopefully become wiser) is that most reporting, whether [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogs.ca-rosemans.com/jeff/?p=87</link>
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		<title>The all-new &#8220;Sarah Palin Drinking Game(TM)&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1 drink
Anytime she refers to Alaska.
Anytime she says the word &#8220;Maverick&#8221;.
Anytime she talks about energy policy.
&#8220;Drill Baby, Drill&#8221;&#8230; Drink baby, drink.
2 drinks
Anytime she says the word &#8220;Mavericks&#8221; when referring to herself and John McCain.
3 drinks
Anytime she responds to a question but completely sidesteps answering it.
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Anytime she suggests she has foreign policy experience simply due to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogs.ca-rosemans.com/jeff/?p=86</link>
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		<title>They&#8217;re right next door!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As a colleague put it&#8230; &#8220;wow&#8221;:
Palin on Foreign Policy
I have some Canadian pennies in my pocket&#8230; and hey! my neighbors are expat Brits&#8230; and they sometimes walk down the street, and in order to do that, where do they walk?  Right past my house &#8211; so I must have foreign policy experience!!
Consider me a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogs.ca-rosemans.com/jeff/?p=85</link>
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		<title>BART continues clueless trend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a perfect example of &#8220;Be careful what you wish for&#8221; BART, who repeatedly raises fares due to their complaint of low ridership, has seen a surge, apparently to record highs.  The local paper states &#8220;high gas prices, traffic jams and concerns about the environment have driven commuters to BART stations in record numbers&#8221;, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogs.ca-rosemans.com/jeff/?p=84</link>
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		<title>Shake, rattle and roll</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A light earthquake occurred at 9:00:15 PM (PDT) on Friday, September 5, 2008.
The magnitude 4.0 event occurred 3 km (2 miles) ENE of Alamo, CA.
The hypocentral depth is 16 km (10 miles).
This one made the house shake for several long seconds.
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		<link>http://blogs.ca-rosemans.com/jeff/?p=83</link>
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